clannyphantom:

*takes gulp of vodka straight from the bottle* my day was fine

undeadlife:

MAKE ME CHOOSE BETWEEN:

  • two songs
  • two bands
  • two actors
  • two actresses
  • two singers
  • two movies
  • two books
  • two characters
  • two ships
  • two shows
  • two anything

I like this idea, ask me stuff

(Source: webelongtogethe-r)

doctor: sir we asked you to tape your allergic reactions this is just a video of you skateboarding
me: tell me thats not sick
doctor: haha yeah its pretty fucking sick dude
Anonymous: You're beautiful

Thank you!!