twinking:

girl: deeper!!!!

boy

lesbolution:

reblog if u remember when apple was a FRUIT, kids played OUTSIDE not on their ipads, and decomposing VICTIMS of the BUBONIC plague LITTERED the STREETS

unstartling:

you wrote your name on my heart in permanent marker but only let me write on yours in pencil

nointerrruption:

growing up sucks because you realize $1000 isn’t a lot of money

(Source: okaywork)

digivolvin:

last night i dreamed that scientists used a really bad picture of me to prove humans are closely related to goats and i was so insulted i woke up