occupation: the family disappointment

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Anonymous: lets go to starbucks and walk somewhere quiet where we can just chill and kiss and have a nice time please

Ahahaha that sounds like a mad great time but I have a girlfriend :))


getting caught taking selfies in public changes u as a person


50% of my jokes are self deprecating and 50% are self congratulatory like i’ll say “wow its hot in here…. just like me” and 5 seconds later point at a trash can and say “me”

Anonymous: you are so cute it hurts



which is messier my life or my hair

(Source: alterlos)